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therobotmonster:

fuckyeahradiodeadair:

i remember the “selling their kid on ebay” story…

Who sells their kid on ebay? That’s nuts.

That’s a child. A living being that you made.

That shit goes on etsy.

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wecameassickcunts:

WHY AM I LAUGHING SO HARD

wecameassickcunts:

WHY AM I LAUGHING SO HARD

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airmax-huren:

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avolating:

guys, I have come up with a perfectly valid reason as to why I haven’t received my hogwarts letter!! Well I was born in 1997 which was the year that voldemort was running the ministry of magic ok so he would’ve deleted all the records of muggle born wizards aka me and that’s why I haven’t had my letter

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poetic:

was that my hair or is there a spider crawling on me

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